Sample descriptions for online dating

The entire vibe of this profile is, “Why is it so hard to find a girlfriend/wife?

Are you trying to keep your online dating profile lighthearted, upbeat and have people LOLing in real life when they read them? Take a look at some of these funny online dating profile examples below to get started. So I’m looking for someone who can feed me and eat with me constantly. I’ve been to Budapest, Paris, Japan, South Korea, Africa and Florida (basically a foreign country). I have a great fear of heights, so don’t worry about my climbing up any fire escapes.

Women have their nerd-detectors turned up to full blast when they’re reading dudes’ profiles, and you don’t want to be anywhere near that category. So sharpen your keyboards, write a kickass profile, send it in to us right here so our lovely female judges can rate it, and in about a week you may win , 0, or even 0!

Because of dating sites’ rules about not getting too sexual, you cant say “let’s fuck” or “you and I are going to have SEX!

I have said before, and will say again, that about 80% of your online dating profile success will actually be with your photos, not what you write in your profile.

However, 20% is still 20%, and I have indeed worked with very good-looking guys who had crappy results from online dating because their profiles were way off.

It makes women laugh and sets you apart from all the other typical, boring profiles she’s read. When most guys try to get funny with their profiles, they either come across as too silly and stupid, or too intellectual and geeky.

So I would generally avoid this template unless you really understand comedy well. Bad Template 2: The Overly Intellectual Geeky Profile Oh man, I see these ones all the friggin’ time.

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